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How to write an essay: Wang's way.

Posted by JohnnyWang Jan. 4, 2009 @ 9:40 AM EST

1) Get sources
2) Procrastinate
3) Day before deadline, panic, and slap something together.
4) ????
5) GRADUATION!

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Jan. 9, 2009 | 9:03 AM thegreatmorph says:

Surely this is everyones way...

Jan. 11, 2009 | 2:22 PM darknessdweller says:

FUCK Procrastination!

You get sources, write one day, stop the next, write the next next day and so on.. until YOU'VE GOT IT!

Jan. 11, 2009 | 4:13 PM JohnnyWang responds:

Eh, I usually write essays a day or two before deadline. If i have to cite a book, I usually at least skim it for a few days beforehand, and find some good paragraph to cite.

Everything else can be looked up while writing.

Jan. 16, 2009 | 4:29 PM AapoJoki says:

I did the same thing, except I replaced step 5 with "drop out".

Jan. 24, 2009 | 10:03 PM MattTheParanoidKat says:

My way is awesome.

read some shit online, then create bullshit. Also, only do 5 by 5 essays not 3 pages :D

Jan. 25, 2009 | 11:18 AM sammontague says:

1) Get sources
2) Procrastinate
3) Day before deadline, panic, and slap something together.
4) ????
5) GRADUATION!
6)PROFIT
lol

Jan. 26, 2009 | 6:55 AM Aci6 says:

Sounds like my High School Life.

Jan. 26, 2009 | 10:30 AM JohnnyWang responds:

We didn't have essays in highschool. Seeing we learn just about as well, lol.

Feb. 6, 2009 | 1:39 PM andhination says:

It's easy enough to blag your way through most essays with at least a B anyway.

Feb. 16, 2009 | 5:05 PM TheMaster says:

I hate essays. The only ones I can even remotely write are science ones, since you're not messing about with opinions or anything, you're just going "THIS HAPPENED AND IS EXPLAINED BY THEORIES X, Y AND Z AND EQUATIONS A, B AND C" but even then I'd rather just sit an exam.

Feb. 28, 2009 | 1:05 PM Cyberdevil says:

Hey, what a coincidence, I've been using your method for years now!

Mar. 3, 2009 | 1:53 PM TacoFreak says:

You sir, are awesome.

Mar. 8, 2009 | 1:40 PM MissingNYC says:

im interested in 4...

Mar. 10, 2009 | 4:31 PM BobbaQ says:

This happens a lot to me, and many other people :P

Mar. 13, 2009 | 3:42 AM UfaKefe says:

The Wang way is the best way.

Mar. 28, 2009 | 7:30 AM Evark says:

My most recent and most proud moment was composing the entirety of a 10 page paper the morning and early afternoon leading up to the class block it was due.

In High School, achievements in procrastination included: a monthslong 100+ page Constitution Notebook I did in ONE single day the weekend before it was due and recieved the highest grade in the class; and writing a term paper for my freshman History teacher (bless him, RIP) sourced entirely from Age of Empires II's 'learn about medieval times' documents.

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:02 AM Gooch says:

I lived the Wang Way throughout grade school, right on past high school and into college. It worked, too.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:28 AM AapoJoki says:

FR33 T1B3T!!!

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